Now that's pithy

Atheism Means Never Being Able To Say "I told You so!"

From an online survey about lust:

Q7. When it comes to physical relationships, I draw the line at:
1. My spouse
2. Someone I've known for a while and have a deep respect for
3. Anyone I've dated more than once
4. Humans

Friction is such a drag.

"I'll have to send that telegram again," Tom said, remorsefully.

Ham & Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

Pithy: Precisely meaningful; forceful and brief: a pithy comment.