Farewell, Bill Gates
Ladies and Gentlemen, Windows is dead.
When my laptop died once again and it could not be fixed without the original installation disks, I severed my ties to Microsoft. I bought a Apple iMac. Now I have 20 glorious inches of monitor, 250 wonderful gigabytes of hard drive, an expandable gigabyte of RAM and tons more in my new machine.
In a word: Yay!