30 April 2005 

He's probably brighter than he gets credit for being

Mrs. Bush Steals Show at Reporters' Dinner "But she said they obviously were destined to be together as a couple because 'I was the librarian who spent 12 hours a day in library and yet somehow I met George.'" (Yahoo! News)

Have you seen the new Yahoo! News yet? The recent redesign is awesome. Just what the news junkie needs. The coolest feature is the mouse-over summary. Just point to a story link and a summary of the story pops up.

25 April 2005 

'Bush Presses Saudis to Produce More Oil'

Wait! I thought petroleum came from under the ground and olives were pressed for oil!!

The original story was subsequently updated with a less amusing headline. It seems the president simply urged the Saudis. I guess it wasn't really a pressing issue.

Here's something else funny: Online news sources, radio reports, and the TV news programs all reported today that petrol prices are falling. Oddly, all the filling stations that were advertising $2.09/gallon this morning were advertising $2.15/gallon for the same grade when I passed them again tonight. Hmmmm ...maybe that's not that funny.

24 April 2005 

Finally, art comes to the coin

The Jefferson Nickel


The recent redesigns of American paper money have been great, but the new design of the Jefferson Nickel is just fabulous! I sincerely hope that all the coins get a similar makeover. And I wouldn't mind seeing some different faces. How about Clara Barton, Bob Hope, Benjamin Franklin, Dolley Madison, Ronald Reagan, Harriet Tubman, Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Edison?

23 April 2005 

Sign of the Times

Looks like we are in for petrol pricing of over $2.00/gallon for some time to come. A local station that has had mis-matched numbers for their signage now shows uniform new signs where the '2' looks pretty firmly ensconced. In the process the price went from $2.05/gallon for regular to $2.09/gallon. I wonder how much of that four cents goes to the cost of the new signs?

21 April 2005 

Dave Coverly of "Speed Bump" must know me

For some reason I have a very hard time with the phrase Say when! while dishing things out at the table or pouring a beverage. Each time it must be a variant, if only a meek and pitifully humorless variant. But it never occurred to me to actually do something different with the pepper grinder or other dispensing tool. Let this be a warning to my dining companions -- thanks to Speed Bump I have some new ideas that at least I will find amusing.

20 April 2005 

Back to the Blues

Somehow I wandered a cross another winning cap in the Pepsi-iTunes give away and thought it wouldn’t hurt to enter the code despite the contest being over. Lo and Behold! It worked. After a co-worker returned my Blue Man Group DVD I was in the mood for more of their singular style, so I downloaded “Exhibit 13 - Mandelbrot, No. 4 (Hidden Track).” It would almost have been worth just downloading the whole album as to this point I’ve collected almost half the tracks from The Complex. More so since I spent another portion of my gift card balance to download “Sing Along” (featuring Dave Matthews) from the same album. These are not the high energy tracks that I usually favor when it comes to Electronica, but they are great pieces nonetheless. I’m not sure if they would be as good without the unusual instruments the band employs – modified PVC tubing, whip sticks, and anything else they can smash, bash, or crash.

18 April 2005 

Really, I love this comic!

Shoe by Chris Cassatt and Gary Brookins

17 April 2005 

Wait a minute!

"Revelations" (2005): "Plot Outline: Just before the start of Armageddon, a physicist and a nun race against the clock to see if the end of the world apocalypse can be averted."

I'm not sure I understand that. A nun wants to stop the apocalypse and the Second Coming? Perhaps episodes after the first one will explain this, but the first one had little to do with the book aside from the title.

14 April 2005 

"Much Better on Time" than "Better Late Than Never"

Yesterday's big goal was to start and finish my 2004 taxes, but I guess a subliminal part of me wanted to procrastinate. I had everything I needed with me in All-Day Detention at school except the charger for my laptop. So when I got home from actual teaching at school today I fired up the laptop and got started ... scanning the headlines, checking mail, and reading the comics.

Eventually I settled into doing my taxes while watching a DVD of various Halloween episodes of The Simpsons. H&R Block TaxCut got the job again and without any fancy work I paid $81.00 electronically (for a premium of $2.02) but opted to mail in paper forms for the heck of it.

Then I thought about downloading the state version for $24.95 (only!). Instead I thought "Well, let's download the paper forms and send them in." Good thing, too. I found out that residents of Penn's Woods can file online for free (that's a $24.95 savings). Turns out I owed $1.00 and they don't collect that.

But the local taxes -- or at least the income version due April 15th -- set me back some $165.00 because in mid-year all the municipalities raised the rate. And they'll probably contact me and tell me I owe more, but that's fine. Then maybe I'll direct them to get all the local taxes that my employers take out for other still other municipalities. By April 30th I have to send in personal taxes and real estate taxes totaling almost another $30.00 in total.

Satisfied with a job well done, I wrote the checks with aplomb and to the erstwhile accompaniment of the every topical "For the Love of Money" by the O'Jays (Philly Super Soul Hits). Total time: 1 hour 45 minutes

12 April 2005 

Onward and upward, so to speak

Since the end of the Pepsi-iTunes contest I’ve had to console myself with the free iTunes $15.00 gift card that Amazon.com was giving away with select purchases. I bought the 6-pack of pod-socks and Apple’s fitted earbuds. Perhaps because the earbuds really boost the bass, I’ve been gathering a number of tracks that pump up the ‘fat’ sound. The latest of these was mentioned in my post about taxes – “For the Love of Money” by The O’Jays. The rhythm established in the first 50 seconds lays a base for true funk artistry. How bass players keep the same intricate line moving through a piece like this amazes me. The vocals wind around it like a snake climbing a tree and the other instruments punctuate the highlights fantastically. Like many songs of the era, this one takes on a societal power base (i.e., money) and illustrates the inequities it creates. Truly marvelous.

On a somewhat lighter note comes a quartet of tunes from the Verve Unmixed and Verve Remixed albums. The latter collections feature Jazz standards brought into the more modern world by electronically supplementing the original recordings with sampling and complimentary music. “Manteca (Funky Lowlives Remix)” featuring Dizzy Gillespie has the fat vibe often associated with cool, lounge music – think James Coburn– thanks to the marvelous horn work of the incomparable Mr. Gillespie. Clear direction from the percussion keeps everything moving at a casual, laid back pace. The same feeling is evoked by “Peter Gunn (Max Sedgley Remix)” featuring Sarah Vaughn. Yes, it has vocals. Despite having several renditions of this tune (including a recently downloaded rock version by Roy Buchanan), I’ve never heard lyrics applied to it before. Perhaps because of this novelty I’ve a hard time of late keeping the tune and Miss Vaughn’s sultry voice out of my head. If it were any more ingrained in my brain I could delete it off my iPod. The mixing mostly involves reverbs and samples of the vocals. If there are additional music strains they sound extraordinarily natural. Dinah Washington was similarly remixed in “Is You Is or Is You Ain't My Baby? (Rae and Christian Remix).” The music doesn’t have any noticeable changes until compared the original. Then some time stretching and additional percussion is detectable. Miss Washington’s voice is also put through sampling and reverb, a classic sign of a remix. It is also clear that that Verve has definite preferences for smoky female voices in their remixes. Maybe it is because women in Jazz seldom have Pop-style voices.

Nina Simone certainly doesn’t have a pop voice. Thank goodness Verve released an unmixed version of “Feeling Good” as the cover isn’t nearly as good. Continuing with the fat sound, the horns on this piece might remind the casual listener of the “Theme from Perry Mason” (an excellent cover of which can be found on the Blues Brothers 2000 soundtrack). There’s a sense of desperation lent to the tune by the horns providing the fat sound and the strings add a counterpoint of hope with some help from some light piano work.

It seems that vocals are a continuing preference lately. Nearly a dozen of my contest acquisitions featured superior vocals. I never did pick up the Shirley Bassey I had my ears on, but I still might pick them up yet. Another artist that hasn’t been in my library finally is … Frank Sinatra. His “Fly Me to the Moon” is an absolute essential but I’ve been so busy looking for “My Way” that I’ve overlooked it. ‘Old Blue Eyes’ had a wonderful voice that was velvety smooth, had versatile range, and a unique tone that made every song uniquely his.

That was one of just a couple exceptions to the recent spate of ‘fat sounds’ downloads. The other is “Veggie Tales Theme Song” by Rebecca St. James. It is one of several songs on Veggie Tales: Veggie Rocks! based on the popular cartoons. While it is a pretty good rock song, the silly lyrics keep it from being the hard rock song the melody and orchestration want it to be.

 

Alas, poor Pepsi, we shall miss you

A total of 41 new songs grace my iTunes library, thanks to the recent Apple-Pepsi promotion. If the ‘1/3 rd are winners’ rule holds that means I would have had to consume about 123 bottles of soda – all between February 1st and April 2nd. At 20 ounces per bottle that’s about 2460 ounces or nearly 20 gallons. Thankfully, some good people kicked in winning caps to reduce my caloric intake and I was rather fortunate in achieving something along the lines of nearly 2/3rds winners.

The last song to be acquired reminds me a lot of “Ends” by Everlast. It’s a gritty, down and dirty indictment of living the low life told powerfully through beautifully crafted lyrics, music, and orchestration. Each covers topics that most teachers would have trouble discussing even in an appropriate setting and does so without varnish or Emily Post niceties. And each, despite being fabulous in many ways, is not a track I would comfortably share with a mixed audience.

What is this contradictory tune? Steppenwolf’s “The Pusher” from the Gold: Steppenwolf album. This track from a legendary band didn’t get much airtime when first released due to the explicit way it discussed drugs and life in society’s underbelly and for the mature language-infused lyrics. Like many other songs I have I would like to make this into or part of a lesson someday. But it certainly won’t be for high school students.

09 April 2005 

Trivia for "The Red Green Show" (1991)

From "The Red Green Show" (1991): "The Lodges' cod-Latin motto is 'Quando omni flunkus, mortati' - 'When all else fails, play dead'."

05 April 2005 

Now that's funny



One Funny Woman - Kathleen Madigan

Comedian Kathleen Madigan, whom you may recall was on Last Comic Standing, got in a fair cop on Catholic priests. She was saying how Catholics don't read the Bible. "No, we pay a guy to do that for us. He's off all week and has no wife; he can come in and give us a 45-minute book report once a week."

01 April 2005 

The analysis Starts

The Pope's Mixed Legacy? is the first article I saw from the Web news harpies. The TV news harpies started even earlier. The 24-hour news cycle continues to disappoint me.

Here's what I see as Pope John Paul II's legacy: Love, forgiveness, patience, and obedience.

  • Love, as all people were equal in eyes be they sinners or saints, men or women, black or white.
  • Forgiveness, a form of love he gave freely.
  • Patience, as demonstrated by a quarter century in the world's most misunderstood calling.
  • Obedience, by accepting the life God gave him without question.

 

Ha!

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