The last hour or so saw me gathering quotes for work. I'm responsible for sending out a "postive quote of the day" to my team mates. When I came across my file of Stephen Wright humor I was sorely tempted to include some ...
- I went for a walk last night and my girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, "The whole time."
- I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
- Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers.
- My school colors were clear.
- I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wakeup letter.
- I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
- When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box in the backyard. I was an only child . . . eventually.
- I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.