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19 September 2004 

The last hour or so saw me gathering quotes for work. I'm responsible for sending out a "postive quote of the day" to my team mates. When I came across my file of Stephen Wright humor I was sorely tempted to include some ...

  • I went for a walk last night and my girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, "The whole time."
  • I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
  • Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers.
  • My school colors were clear.
  • I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wakeup letter.
  • I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
  • When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box in the backyard. I was an only child . . . eventually.
  • I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.
Absolutely hillarious stuff. What genius!

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  • I'm CC Hunt
  • From Between UNH & USM of late., United States
  • Romans 7:15 in some fashion or other defines it all, be it my career, loves, family, or whatever.
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