Wasn't this timely?
While skimming through my files for something I ran across these quotes that seemed timely in light of my recent relationship:
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." - Robin WilliamsNow don't go inferring anything from these. Now if you saw the ones I left out ...
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'." - Jerry Seinfield
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." - Sharon Stone
"When things go wrong, don't go with them." - Anonymous
"Good judgement comes from experience; and experience, well, that comes from bad judgement." - Anonymous
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" - Steven Wright