'Bush Presses Saudis to Produce More Oil'
Wait! I thought petroleum came from under the ground and olives were pressed for oil!!
The original story was subsequently updated with a less amusing headline. It seems the president simply urged the Saudis. I guess it wasn't really a pressing issue.
Here's something else funny: Online news sources, radio reports, and the TV news programs all reported today that petrol prices are falling. Oddly, all the filling stations that were advertising $2.09/gallon this morning were advertising $2.15/gallon for the same grade when I passed them again tonight. Hmmmm ...maybe that's not that funny.