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24 July 2005 

Monty Python - Irreverent, but Hilarious

One of my favorite movies is Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Cruising around Wikipedia for information about the Spear of Destiny and related topics I came across the article about Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. I guess it is related, after a fashion. In any case, it is hilarious. Here's an excerpt.

"The instructions for its use are in the 'Book of Armaments' (Chapter 2, verses 9-21), as follows: 'And the LORD spake, saying, first shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither thou count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"

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