"My man does not need turtle eggs."
Wait a minute ... turtle eggs make men more 'manly?' Since when? Man, am I up a creek 'cause eggs go through me like, well ... you get the idea. Good thing I'm hopelessly single, I guess.
"In this photo relased by private U.S. conservation group Wildcoast on Tuesday Ayg. 23, 2005 , Argentine model Dorismar poses for a publicity campaign poster aimed at halting the illegal consumption of endangered turtles' eggs in Mexico. The campaign has run into trouble before even starting, with a women's rights group asking government officials to block public announcements featuring the scantily clad model. The text reads: 'My man doesnt need turtle eggs. Because he knows it doesnt make him more potent' (AP Photo/Wildcoast,HO)" (citation).