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04 November 2005 

Redneck Hurricane Survival Checklist

- Toilet Paper
- Bud Light
- Keystone Ice
- Budweiser
- Red Dog
- Other alcohol
- 7-Up to help stretch supplies
- Mustard (yellow)
- Piece of plywood to float your old lady & booze

It just warms my heart to see that someone had a plan during the recent hurricanes along the U.S. Gulf Coast. They saw a need, found the necessary materials, and implemented the plan. FEMA could learn much from such talented individuals.

Sorry, but one of my favorite rednecks sent this to me at work and I had to post it here. On a serious note, please visit FloodSmart.gov to complete a personalized flood risk profile. Floods are America's #1 natural disaster. I live a few miles from a creek that floods several times annually and wipes out houses every 30 years or so. While I'm not at much of a risk from the creek itself, it could happen just from ground saturation.

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  • From Between UNH & USM of late., United States
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