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My favorite Chuck Norris "Fact" is
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Still want all-Chuck all the time? Learn more about Mr. Norris from IMDb from Wikipedia's 'semi-protected' article. Apparently there are some people out there who don't care for the high-kicking, ruggedly handsome man.