Now that's pithy
Atheism Means Never Being Able To Say "I told You so!"
From an online survey about lust:
Q7. When it comes to physical relationships, I draw the line at:Friction is such a drag.
1. My spouse
2. Someone I've known for a while and have a deep respect for
3. Anyone I've dated more than once
4. Humans
"I'll have to send that telegram again," Tom said, remorsefully.
Ham & Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
Pithy: Precisely meaningful; forceful and brief: a pithy comment.