Speed Bump spells it out
Yup. This sums it up. Only once in a while my mind slides into the gutter lately ... thanks, God!
There are times I forget that I'm not in any shape to be chasing women-folk let alone catching one. And I'm not sure my memory would serve, either. Yup. Staying single is looking good right now.
'Course that will change tomorrow. Or later tonight. Some time in the near or not-so-near future, to be sure. I just can't make up my mind. Tonight I don't feel like being social but earlier today I was in the mood to spend time with people.
Is there such a thing as a part-time wife? You know, like on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and alternate weekends she could come over and sit on the porch with me or tell me I should be dressing better, or whatever wives do. See, it's been so long I don't remember any more. That's sad, I know. :::sigh:::
Speed Bump cartoon by Dave Coverly